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About RhysAbout the owner of this site

Who the hell am I?

Direct and to the point! I like you already. Here are some answers:

  • My name is Rhys Smith and i'm 23;
  • I was born at 4:16AM on June 18th, 1981, which was a Thursday, in the chinese year of the cock rooster. I am, of course, a Gemini.
  • The Keirsey Character Sorter (a Myers-Briggs style personality test) lists me as iNFj, whose description seems fairly accurate to me in most respects.

What do you do?

Where are you?

  • I currently live in Cardiff (which is in South Wales in the UK), only 10 minutes walk away from my Department. Which is nice, except for the fact it means I get far too little exercise.
  • I'm orignally from a town called Caerphilly (also in South Wales). I consider myself both Welsh and British, and am proud to be both.
  • I live in "That Spooky Old Mansion In The Woods", where i practise rituals that should not be practised, do things things that no mortal should do, and see things that no mortal should see - namely, sacrificing inanimate objects to the gods (in the hope that someday someone will write a driver for my scanner for Windows XP), coding my undergraduate final year university project in ASP and Access (I was forced to!), and Discovery Home and Leisure, respectively.

Caerphilly, eh?

  • Yes.

Anything interesting there?

  • Well...there's a cool castle;
  • And of course Caerphilly is the home of Caerphilly cheese (yes, i know it's now produced in england, but that's not the point...);
  • Caerphilly is also one of the last places on this planet that hasn't yet been invaded by Starbucks...though i have a feeling it's only a matter of time;
  • Ok, i can only think of three things... but it's home.

So tell me...

  • Are you single? Yup.
  • Are you happy? Yes, pretty much. Things are going fairly well in my life at the moment, so i'm enjoying this unique circumstance to the full while it lasts.
  • What are your political leanings? They vary. I lean to the far left in some areas (verging on communistic in a few), and lean to the far right in some other areas... yes, i'm a raving capitalist with communist leanings. It certainly makes for a lot of thinking when it comes to vote...
  • Do you believe in God? Not as such. I'd describe myself as agnostic, or possibly panteistic (depending on the definition of panteist you're thinking of, i've seen a few).
  • Are you superstitious? I try not to be, but find myself doing things like walking around ladders instead of under them without thinking about it...
  • Summer or Winter? Winter.
  • Why are you wearing sunglasses when it's dark outside? Because they're prescription and make things in the distance less blurry.
  • Do you have any sordid secrets? Well, i don't know about sordid, but there are definitely some things very few people know about me...

Give me some randomness, baby!

Ok!

I do:

I don't:

  • Spend waay too much time on the internet.
  • Play squash occasionally
  • Eat a lot of unhealthy food
  • Procrastinate
  • Sing
  • Stay depressed
  • Speak Russian
  • Play the flute
  • Have intimate relations with sheep

I like:

I dislike:

  • Computers
  • Tea
  • Music
  • Movies
  • Reading
  • Minigolf
  • Computers
  • Coffee
  • Most red meats
  • Pretentious people

I have:

I don't have:

  • A harp
  • All the time in the world
  • Lots of patients

I use:

I wish:

  • Gentoo Linux and Windows XP Pro on my laptop
  • Windows XP Pro on my home PC
  • Gentoo Linux and Windows XP Pro on my university PC
  • Solaris 8 on my university SPARC
  • I had the time and the skill to write fiction.

More about me

  • I know exactly where to find you and what you're planning on doing. And trust me, i'm calling the police, and your parents, as soon as i see you go. And stop making that face, it's not big, and it's not clever.
  • Click on the links at the top to find out more uninteresting random things about me!
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