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About the owner of this site
Who the hell am I?
Direct and to the point! I like you already. Here are some answers:
- My name is Rhys Smith and i'm 23;
- I was born at 4:16AM on June 18th, 1981, which was a Thursday, in the chinese year of the
cock rooster. I am, of course, a Gemini.
- The Keirsey Character Sorter (a Myers-Briggs style personality test) lists me as iNFj, whose description seems fairly accurate to me in most respects.
What do you do?
Where are you?
- I currently live in Cardiff (which is in South Wales in the UK), only 10 minutes walk away from my Department. Which is nice, except for the fact it means I get far too little exercise.
- I'm orignally from a town called Caerphilly (also in South Wales). I consider myself both Welsh and British, and am proud to be both.
- I live in "That Spooky Old Mansion In The Woods", where i practise rituals that should not be practised, do things things that no mortal should do, and see things that no mortal should see - namely, sacrificing inanimate objects to the gods (in the hope that someday someone will write a driver for my scanner for Windows XP), coding my undergraduate final year university project in ASP and Access (I was forced to!), and Discovery Home and Leisure, respectively.
Caerphilly, eh?
Anything interesting there?
- Well...there's a cool castle;
- And of course Caerphilly is the home of Caerphilly cheese (yes, i know it's now produced in england, but that's not the point...);
- Caerphilly is also one of the last places on this planet that hasn't yet been invaded by Starbucks...though i have a feeling it's only a matter of time;
- Ok, i can only think of three things... but it's home.
So tell me...
- Are you single? Yup.
- Are you happy? Yes, pretty much. Things are going fairly well in my life at the moment, so i'm enjoying this unique
circumstance to the full while it lasts.
- What are your political leanings? They vary. I lean to the far left in some areas (verging on communistic in a few), and lean to the far right in some other areas... yes, i'm a raving capitalist with communist leanings. It certainly makes for a lot of thinking when it comes to vote...
- Do you believe in God? Not as such. I'd describe myself as agnostic, or possibly panteistic (depending on the definition of panteist you're thinking of, i've seen a few).
- Are you superstitious? I try not to be, but find myself doing things like walking around ladders instead of under them without thinking about it...
- Summer or Winter? Winter.
- Why are you wearing sunglasses when it's dark outside? Because they're prescription and make things in the distance less blurry.
- Do you have any sordid secrets? Well, i don't know about sordid, but there are definitely some things very few people know about me...
Give me some randomness, baby!
Ok!
I do:
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I don't:
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- Spend waay too much time on the internet.
- Play squash occasionally
- Eat a lot of unhealthy food
- Procrastinate
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- Sing
- Stay depressed
- Speak Russian
- Play the flute
- Have intimate relations with sheep
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I like:
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I dislike:
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- Computers
- Tea
- Music
- Movies
- Reading
- Minigolf
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- Computers
- Coffee
- Most red meats
- Pretentious people
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I have:
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I don't have:
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- A harp
- All the time in the world
- Lots of patients
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I use:
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I wish:
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- Gentoo Linux and Windows XP Pro on my laptop
- Windows XP Pro on my home PC
- Gentoo Linux and Windows XP Pro on my university PC
- Solaris 8 on my university SPARC
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- I had the time and the skill to write fiction.
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More about me
- I know exactly where to find you and what you're planning on doing. And trust me, i'm calling the police, and your parents, as soon as i see you go. And stop making that face, it's not big, and it's not clever.
- Click on the links at the top to find out more uninteresting random things about me!
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